The Mousy Nerd

…or so I thought I am. But no. I’m just so photosensitive. Dammit.   

Whenever I have my picture taken, the flash of the camera blinds me. I close my eyes as a result and come out with the eyes half-closed in the photograph while other people in the same picture maintain open eyes.

Takes forever to get a decent photo of me. How sad.

This happens all the time. So, sometimes I just look away.

But still no luck. Might as well glue my eyes open. Har!

I don’t know if there is much that can be done.

But sod it! Who knows this infamous Addie stare might take me places.

Still, I leave you with this song: FARAWAY EYES by Rolling Stones (an old favorite).

So if you’re down on your luck and you can’t harmonize/Find a girl with far away eyes/And if you’re downright disgusted and life ain’t worth a dime/Get a girl with far away eyes.